These questions have been so easy to get Joe to answer. We used to do something like this and he would whine the whole time and it would take days. These took us five minutes to get through and I think he even enjoyed answering them.
1. What would you do with $1,000,000?
"Pay cash for a house, maybe buy a car, maybe buy a rental property and then invest the rest into mutual funds. If we got that money right now and we invested half of it, when we retire, it would almost be $60 million dollars."
This is how his brain works all the time. His post earlier this month about the envelope system made that really clear I think.
2. What is your dream job?
"Own commercial and residential real estate. Maybe something political later if we have enough money."
3. Who is your celebrity crush?
"...I don't know...."
He gave me a scowl and acted like this was the most ridiculous question I'd ever asked before answering this one. And there was more to this answer, but I try to keep his extreme political views off the internet.
4. What is your favorite sports team?
This question didn't even get a response from him, he just looked at me with an "Are you kidding me" face. We don't watch sports at our house and he will willingly admit to people that he does not understand sports at all.
5. What was your AOL/AIM screen name back in the day?
"I didn't have one."
I had one, but I don't even think I can remember that far back. Obviously it wasn't too interesting.